
Yep, unicorns, sea monkeys and FARC
At approximately 230 pm, I will be boarding an airplane headed first for Houston, Texas. From, after several hours of waiting, I will board another plane and take off for Bogota, Colombia where I will land at 456am.
Packing for this trip was no easy task. What do you bring to a country you know very little about. In the end I decided not to bring much at all. After all, the cowboy boots and leather jacket I plan on getting there should get me through the trip right? I’m pretty sure I’ll look sexy as hell wearing only the boots and jacket, kind of porn star esque, no?
The packing actually wasn’t so hard. What was hard for me though was deciding what books to carry with me. In the end, what I decided to do was bring the three longest books I have on my shelves right now. I figured, why lug 8 smaller books around with me when I can just take 3 that equal in length (or are most likely longer) than the alternative of dealing with many titles. The books I’ve chosen to bring with me are David Foster Wallace’s Infinite Jest, Rohinton Mistry’s A Fine Balance and George R. R. Martin’s A Game of Thrones.
To give you a sneak peak I will provide you with completely unbiased and completely bullshit remarks about each book before I even open the first page. I will tell you that I know absolutely nothing about these books (ok, very very little) so this should be entertaining.





